Anyone who has ridden in a car with me while I'm driving knows I have a little bit of road rage. I'm not an asshole on the road or anything, I just yell at the other bad drivers. And there are a lot of bad drivers out there.
So, I would like to give a big internet middle finger to all of those people who:
- Don't use their turn signals
- Don't move to the left lane when other cars are pulling onto a highway
- Don't move to the left lane when other cars are pulling onto a highway
- Drive 57 mph in the left hand lane to pass the person driving 56 mph in the right hand lane
- Text and drive
- Ride a cars ass so close that you literally almost cause a horrible accident
- Ride their brakes for no reason whatsoever
- Stare at the people in the car they are passing
- Don't know how to take turns at a 4-way stop sign
- Honk their horns when a driver doesn't turn right on red (It's optional people!!)
- Take their time going through a green arrow, as if they are the only people who need to go through that light...
- Drive up in the down row of a parking lot, or vica versa
- Gun the engine and then slam on the brakes, then gun the engine and then slam on the brakes
- Drive 10 miles below the speed limit in a 25 mph area
- Are old enough that when they learned to drive, they were driving a Model T
- Gun it and pull out right in front of a car then drive 10 miles below the speed limit
That's all I can think of for right now, but feel free to add some. I can't wait until they make it mandatory to be retested for a driver's license every 5 years...
How about the ones that get in front of you and deliberately drive slow. You know its on purpose because you can see them looking back in their rear view mirror every 2 minutes. Retesting would be a great idea. It would surely weed out those air headed drivers.
ReplyDeleteTurn signals is a big one of my pet peeves, and, I can't stand when people who are leaving a row in a parking lot just pull out without looking to see if any cars are coming. Grrr...good topic. I hate ignorant drivers.
ReplyDeleteAmen! Althought I have to say. I'm the person riding your ass telling you to move back into the slow lane where you belong. I'm sorry.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about the every 5 years thing. I've actually never heard that. I'd lose my licence. I can't paralle park in 3 moves. I don't have anywhere to paralle park to beging with. I couldnt do it the first time I took the test, I just happened to get lucky and the lady was kind because my 4th move was like an inch. I didnt realize it was a 4th move i hadn't changed directions or changed the wheel. I definately like this list though.