Fashion faux pas

I've already discussed my dislike for scrunchies, so I figured I'd further explain more "fashions" I dislike.

1.) Long shirts- By long shirts, I mean shirts that hit below the hips, anywhere below the hips, that double as a dress for some young ladies. Wearing a long tee shirt that barely covers your ass is not a dress and should not be worn as one. It is gross and makes me (and many other people) want to vomit. I do not want to nor should I ever have to know what is goin' on in your nether regions. It's not "hott." You're not cute. Everyone who told you otherwise was lying.

2.) Leggings paired with long shirts- As I've stated, a long shirt does not make it a dress. A dress hits, at the very highest, mid-thigh (and for these dresses I'm talking about women with legs like Sarah Jessica Parker or something) and then anywhere below that point. So when a young woman, or older woman, wears a long shirt and leggings, I pretty much want to stick a pencil in my eye to blind myself from the scene that they play out in front of me. Long shirts are stupid, for one, but then to put on some leggings to hug every curve, bump, dimple, ripple, and roll it's just wrong. Please, for goodness sake, stop it!

3.) There's no way to title this shortly, so everyone, big and small and everything in between, wear a shirt that fits you. There's no need to swim in a XXX-Large shirt if you wear a Large and there is no forgivable answer as to why a Large tries to fit into a Small. It's annoying if a person goes too big, but it's painful to see when a person squeezes into clothing because it used to fir them once upon a time. I used to be a size 7, do you see my fat ass trying to fit into a 7?! Hell, no! But because I don't look like a pig in a blanket, I actually look good in my clothes at my size.

4.) No mini skirts over 35- Who doesn't love a 50 year old who tries to dress younger? I love it when a woman my mother's age tries to dress like she's in her 20's but then fails miserably and actually looks as if a little kid got to dress themselves for the first day of preschool. OH! And I love, love, love when their skin is as classically tanned as my new leather tote bag and when their hair is so processed it looks like straw. Who doesn't think this is sexy? Crazy people, that's who.