I hate it when people give their babies stupid names. I mean really, where-the-hell-did-that-name-come-from names. I hated back when I was younger watching Maury and Ricky Lake and there were these people on there who named their kids something awful like "Sky Rainbow." And even more recently I heard a story about a woman who had a baby and wanted to name her Syphilis because she saw it on her chart and thought it sounded "pretty."
I don't know, maybe I'm just too classy for names as ridiculous or as stupid as those two, but I'm pretty sure I'm not up as high as any celebrity, which brings me to my next point of irritation: What the hell is wrong with these people??? Who names their baby "Apple" (Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin) or "Coco" (Courteney Cox & David Arquette) or "Prince" (Micheal Jackson) or "Kal-El" (Nicholas Cage)? These are DOG names! And I'm pretty sure "Pilot Inspektor" (Jason Lee) doesn't count for a pet name let alone a human name. All that was changed was one letter! C'mon!!
Basically, I think that, for the most part, there should be people who come when a woman is having a baby and this person can either reject or accept the baby name. I'm all for newer, cuter, more popular names that are unisex and funky but it is not okay to name a child something that is actually a thing...or an STD. Some people shouldn't procreate and since we can't control that, we should at least be able to let their kids have a tease-free life.
Actually, it's interesting especially because there have been studies done that confirm that children with unusual names are more likely to be delinquent. So not only is giving your kid a bizarre name irritating, it also endangers society and your kid's life.
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