This post is dedicated to Alyssa-- Thank you for being my verbal punching bag.
WTF, scrunchies?!
Who invented the scrunchy? I really want to know, because I want to write them a strongly-worded letter about how bad of an idea they had when they invented the scrunchy. Its name is just a glamorized version of "hair tie," and mind you, that is the only time in the history of man and woman that the scrunchy and any form of the word "glamour" will be used in the same sentence.
It serves no purpose; definitely not a fashionable or resourceful one. No person has ever looked good in a scrunchy. Not even the hottest women imaginable (Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman, Audry Hepburn...I promise, I'm straight) could pull off a scrunchy, so p-l-e-a-s-e do not think that you are magically capable of doing so. You aren't a unicorn, you are not magic. I bet even a unicorn would look like an ass if he tried to wear a scrunchy.
Go buy hair ties! Real ones; the ones that big girls wear.
aren't they from the 60s or something?
ReplyDeleteI googled it. They are from the 80s and they were even ugly back then. Sadly, few people seemed to care about fashion in the 80s...
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