I'm a sexy (fill in the blank).

Okay, okay. I know Halloween is over and done with and every store is now setting up for Christmas (I'll talk about that one in another post...), but that doesn't negate the fact that I still hate mostly all the Halloween costumes for women out there.

It's not easy to find a modest costume that looks nice and that isn't a pile of leaves or something ridiculous. A woman is either a sexy fireman or a sexy referee or a sexy mouse/cat/other small animal. And then there are those girls who are soooo hot that the only costume they need is an expensive bra and booty shorts who happen to throw on some wings or something and call themselves a fairy. Newsflash, hun, you aren't a fairy, you're a skank. A skank who is so full of herself that she knows people are jealous of her and her emaciated body One that knows that all the boys want her and to never call her again or even remember her name or even care what she thinks or says. But as long as she looks hot...


But, hey, if you're hot and thin and you can rock the I'm-so-sexy-I-don't-need-clothes look, then by all means, who am I and who are your parents to make you feel bad about yourself and your choice of clothing (or lack thereof).