Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Feet Draggers


One of the most annoying sounds ever is the sound of someone dragging their feet when they walk. The scratching, skidding, rubbing-on-concrete noise would make my ears scream and cry if they could. I can't help myself but to look around to find this horrible noise and then to stare at the person who is causing it. Half the time I just to make sure they actually have two full legs so I don't feel guilty when I curse at them in my head.

What's wrong with walking normally? It's really easy, I promise. Dragging your feet may feel nice, maybe it makes you feel safer knowing your feet never actually leave the ground beneath you, but it's ruining my day and your shoes!
Why do you want to ruin your shoes? Are you too good to not mess your shoes up? I hope not, because if you're that important and rich to waste shoes, maybe you shouldn't be going to Pitt-Greensburg. I'm just sayin'!
We Greensburgians...Greensburgites...Greensburgers...take pride in our foot wear and our ability to lift our own two feet!

4 comments:

  1. Feet dragging = laziness!
    Its rather irritating to hear someone approaching rather than see them first. Oh and the heavy clunking that comes with people wearing boots who cannot seem to pick up their feet as they walk; seriously, you can't control you own feet? Laziness.

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  2. How about the people who bounce when they walk? That is what gets me!

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  3. Hey! I lost your e-mail address and this is the only way I could think to contact you. I was about to send you my interview with peopleofwalmart.com, but, I just couldn't seem to find the address anywhere. You can either message me back or shoot me an e-mail. My address is kmb85@pitt.edu.

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  4. The guys are usually the ones with the giant Tims on. And if you ever look closely, you can see that the shoe looks about 5 sizes too big and the laces are always undone. So yes, laziness is deffinately a factor.

    The bouncers are an odd breed. I think they are closely related to the ones that only walk on their tip toes.

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