I can't even start out with "you know who you are," because I'm pretty sure the mouth breathers have no idea who they are, otherwise they wouldn't want to be in this category. But honestly, I don't have a lot to say about this one other than: Close Your Mouth! It's really gross and distracting when you constantly have your mouth open. If you aren't trying to catch flies, close it up. Please.
even worse.... Mouth breathers who did not brush....
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! I think the only exception to "mouth breathing" is if you have a cold and the passage way in your nose is blocked. That's it. Imagine having someone standing behind you breathing down your neck because they can't close their mouth to breathe like a normal person. Creepy.
ReplyDeleteThe thought of anyone breathing down my neck whether or not their passage is closed creeps me out! Especially if it was in the dark. Ew. Goosebumps on my arms. As for the mouth breathers, I work in a pharmacy where the majority of the customers are...let's just say...older. So mouth breathers are very common to spot on a daily basis for me. Yippey. Not.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention. It always seems like they have their head slightly tilted upwards. Maybe it's just me. Next time you see one check it out and let me know.
ReplyDeleteI remeber in grade school there were these 2 girl friends and the one was a mouth breather. The other friend always told her to shut her mouth. Now that's a good friend.
ReplyDeleteI wrote about the opposite of this once. Not to say I hang around slack-jawed all the time, but sometimes the mouth is a perfectly useful thing from which to breathe. Maybe not in normal daily life, but my thoughts are here:
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